Ahove

V "To insert the hove of a wild cow into the mangina of a person. An exotic form of fisting."

Example -

Dave: "Dude she wanted me to ahove her last night."
Jim: "I've ahoved before, its hard to do but she loves it."

by Ahoved April 3, 2010

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

It’s Above Me

a wholesome, calm, cool, & collected way to say IDGAF to some real tomfoolery

Black man with style&grace: But you called me a ‘fuckin nigger’

Racist white woman: Sir, I’ve had a horrible day. My grandma just died can we please just stay here?

Black man with style&grace: I understand that but...It’s Above Me. The Best Western is next door :)

by vitamindee. June 3, 2019

above the scroll

the content of a Web page that can be seen without scrolling down; a kin to the newspaper term above the fold

Companies prefer ads that are high on the page, above the scroll.

by The Amalamps January 25, 2011

D. all of the above

1. similar to a jack of all trades, but in actually defines all that one does, and does it to thier own level of desire.
2. it is a lable of not being labled, rather than being just a specific style, or genre it is being who you are and what you do, and everyone knowing your capabilities are limitless.

"you can call me D."

"just "D"?

"no, D. all of the above, boom baby!"

"what're you talking about"

"give it time, you'll see"

by D. all of the above May 8, 2010

Above The Sludge

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).

"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"

by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017

ahoge

Literally, “stupid hair” in japanese. A single (usually short and fat) lock of hair that sticks out of an anime character’s head. The character is usually stupid in some way, but there are enough exceptions that this isn’t a rule. Example characters include Himeko and Me-tan. To be differentiated from antenna hair, which is two or more thin locks of hair as opposed to only one.

Rebecca grabs a hold of Himeko's ahoge and pulls it out.

by tleek October 30, 2006