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A derivation of Ahole/Asshole but used as a term of endearment, particularly in the Azorean community
Frank, you are such an Ahoe! Hand me a beer cuz.
ahoe by Senorluz December 19, 2003
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Somthing when somone forgets a space trying to write a hoe.
Person 1: Ughhh shes such ahoe.
Pesron1: ****a hoe
ahoe by Pocky999 August 5, 2008

Captain save-ahoe 

A guy who is always a gentile man even when the girl is a bitch he will always take her side even when she is wrong and will spoil any woman even if he knows hes not getting laid. Will even brake the unspoken man laws for the woman. But has a alter ego if pushed to far he will become a player and Nice guy so that he gets the women at the end of the night. Can be used as and insult or a compliment.
My brother, me and some buddys were watching tv

Girl: "T.V. to loud baby"

Me: "Tough the games on"

Buddys:" you dont even live here"

Brother: "guys chill out or your all going home"

Girl: "thank you baby"

Me: "bros before hoes Captain save-ahoe let the bitch talk for herself"

turns down tv Me:"later bro call us up when the hoe leaves"

Ben Is A Hoe 

BEN IS A HOE WHO SMASHED BECKY but Ron needs to smash Becky but Ron needs sticks and blue cause bitches love sticks and blue.
Ben Is A Hoe by Ben Is A Hoe Cult November 21, 2018

Faded than a hoe 

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?
I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.
Faded than a hoe by splurgio October 13, 2022

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!
“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

faded than a hoe 

When some one is high as fuck
“Im in blinker city and I’m faded than a hoe”
faded than a hoe by Blinker King October 15, 2022
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