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Afternut 

When you finish ejaculating and a random nut comes outta nowhere
Oh yes that sex as ve- OH MY GOD that afternut was big
Afternut by Healthy nigga June 1, 2018
Words you can keep

afternut 

the clear stuff that comes out a few minutes after u nut
there was some afternut in my underwear when i was changing pants
afternut by gangshii February 12, 2017

Afternators

A crackhead fandom who stan Miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Thanks to our Queen Anna Todd for creating this fandom and a bunch of crackheads. If you’re one of us we stick by you till the end. Don’t mess with us ;) p.s. we may over use the term RRRRRRRR and being josexual
Friend: Yo have you heard of that crackhead fandom the Afternators

Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP
Afternators by myhero_ft April 20, 2019

After-Nut Mentality 

That exact moment right after you bust a nut and your thought process and mentality completely changes; and the video you were watching just feels wrong and nasty. You partially feel ashamed of yourself and you start thinking of how you can better yourself, community and the world.
Timmy: "Yo! Wassup, you tryna fuck some bitches and get fucking drunk tonight?"
Marcus: "Nonsense, those are sins, and I will be to occupied serving the lord and reading the bible"
Timmy: "Yo, you good? It's sounds like you got that After-Nut Mentality right now"
Marcus: "Nonsense Brother, come join me in prayer"
Timmy: "Yo, what the fu-"
After-Nut Mentality by SmolBoi27 November 15, 2018

afternater 

When a person loves the books/movie “after”
“I’m a proud afternator”
Have you heard how many afternaters there are lately?”
afternater by maybe it’s me ;) April 22, 2019

aftercution

A word used by Jim Howick in a blooper for Horrible Histories, when he just couldn’t remember the term Execution.
Jim: “I’m seriously considering not coming to the next Aftercution”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”

alternut 

A male side-hoe, or a second man for some side action.
Tiffany: See that hot piece of ass on Crystal’s arm?

Sabrina: Yeah, that’s her new alternut, Tony. Don’t tell her main man!
alternut by TimmyTimmyTimmyTime June 13, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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