Afternugget

A small raisin sized anal escapee which makes itself known by a signature "reverse suppository" sensation post-wipe. Usually strikes just as you are exiting the toilet. Fear that your behaviour may alert others to the presence of an Afternugget means you do not immediately return to the commode to deal with the fecal rogue, opting instead to let the laundromat worry about it. One must resist the urge for full-digit-deep-scratching that the Afternugget may inspire after rumbling around your ring piece for half an hour or so.

"John your undies are disgraceful! I hate doing your washing!!"

"Shaddup biarch, I had a Afternugget"

Afternugget by Coelacanthus July 1, 2014

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afternugget

After taking a dump, when you are walking away from the bathroom that one little nugget that you couldnt get to come out while on the pot, decides to come out in your pants.

some dude: Damn man I just took a dump!
some other dude: Then why are you going back in the can?
original dude: Aw man I just had an afternugget

afternugget by Danimal3805 January 16, 2009

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afternugget

Afternoon, OR a time AFTER having listened to Brian McKnight songs (who is also known as Brian McNugget)

I have to go to the dentist tomorrow afternugget

afternugget by DannyRu January 12, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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