Aftermornoon 

A pleasant way of greeting your friend first thing in the morning...when it's the afternoon. Perhaps they stayed up studying, getting fucked up, having sex, binging movies, or even talking on the phone, but regardless of what the reason was, they woke up late. Don't want to say afternoon because that's just something you dont say to someone who has slept in; atermornoon is the perfect word.

Ashleigh - *1:26 pm* "I woke up before 2 pm, so suck it!"

Kevin - "Still can't say goodmorning so I don't see a difference."
.....
Kevin - "Good aftermornoon :)"

Ashleigh - "Good aftermornoon -_-"

Aftermornoon by MarshallCuck May 27, 2019

aftermorning 

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.

"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.

aftermorning by markolai May 15, 2014

Aftermorning 

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.

Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...

Aftermorning by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016

Good aftermorning 

A term or expression used to greet someone who woke up late in the afternoon while everyone else has been awake since the morning

Tom: Hey guys I just woke up! How are you doing?
Robert: Good aftermorning! I'm fine and you?

Good aftermorning by Darenmaren April 17, 2020

Aftermorning 

When it feels like morning but it's the after noon.

Guy : It's after noon but I feel like I just got up...
Girl : Yeah, it's Aftermorning for me too.

Aftermorning by Badwiller June 16, 2017

Aftermorning 

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

Aftermorning by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftermorning 

Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"

Hakan: "Good aftermorning Misterrr Ziad!"

Mr. Ziad: "Good aftermorning Hakan!"

Aftermorning by Mr. Ziad November 4, 2020