aftermorning
aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
aftermorning by markolai May 15, 2014
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Aftermorning
Aftermorning by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016
Aftermorning
Aftermorning by Badwiller June 16, 2017
Aftermorning
A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.
Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”
Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth
Example 2: Spelling bee contest*
Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING
Child: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.
Child:
A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G
Judge: That is correct!
Crowd Applause*
Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth
Example 2: Spelling bee contest*
Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING
Child: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.
Child:
A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G
Judge: That is correct!
Crowd Applause*
Aftermorning by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019
Aftermorning
Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"
"Good aftermorning!"
Aftermorning by Mr. Ziad November 4, 2020
Good aftermorning
A term or expression used to greet someone who woke up late in the afternoon while everyone else has been awake since the morning
Good aftermorning by Darenmaren April 17, 2020
afterburning
When someone's just been high from the effects of marijuana, and they're still coming down, they're said to be "afterburning."
afterburning by We Should All Watch Zeitgeist August 15, 2010
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"My salad days,
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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