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Aftermorning 

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.
Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...
Aftermorning by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016

Aftermorning 

When it feels like morning but it's the after noon.
Guy : It's after noon but I feel like I just got up...
Girl : Yeah, it's Aftermorning for me too.
Aftermorning by Badwiller June 16, 2017

Aftermorning 

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.
Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*
Aftermorning by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftermorning 

Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"
Hakan: "Good aftermorning Misterrr Ziad!"

Mr. Ziad: "Good aftermorning Hakan!"
Aftermorning by Mr. Ziad November 4, 2020

Good aftermorning 

A term or expression used to greet someone who woke up late in the afternoon while everyone else has been awake since the morning
Tom: Hey guys I just woke up! How are you doing?
Robert: Good aftermorning! I'm fine and you?
Good aftermorning by Darenmaren April 17, 2020

afterburning 

When someone's just been high from the effects of marijuana, and they're still coming down, they're said to be "afterburning."
Person 1: "Dude, are you okay?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm just afterburning."