Definitions by markolai

aurate 

verb form of aura
or-ate

She aurates colors of midnight blue and steel.

aurate by markolai July 13, 2025

ferdoogle 

fer-doo-gle

1. To manipulate or rearrange.

2. To forge or deceive.

-I spent thirty minutes ferdoogling with that cursed Rubik's Cube, but I'm sure I only made things worse.
- Jim was losing at chess, until he ferdoogled the pieces around when his opponent wasn't looking.
-"To ferdoogle or not to ferdoogle. That is the question." - Accountants proverb

ferdoogle by markolai October 1, 2016

aftermorning 

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.

"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.

aftermorning by markolai May 15, 2014

polish your own pedestal 

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

polish your own pedestal by markolai April 7, 2013

bittertude 

bit-ter-tude (bih-tur-tood) noun 1. An ascerbic insulting comment, usually pre-programmed and lacking originality, doled out automatically when engaged in social, personal or political discourse by bitter people with bitter minds. 2. A bland, uninspired invective which serves to further the quality of the debate/argument/position not a single iota.

Examples of bittertudes:"Wake up, people." (usually spelled in all caps oftentimes with multiple punctuation marks), "Oh look, another libtard/conservatard" or any portmanteau involving the word retarded, "You actually believe the 'lame-stream media'?" and similar insipid rhymed-word substitution, "People who like Twilight fan-fiction need to be shot.", "Obama is a socialist, Marxist, Communist, Muslim, space-alien demon warlock sent from Mars to destroy America.", "Dem dere Mexicans need to start speakin' 'Merican or git outta dis country!" as well as racial slurs in general, and any comment involving the drinking of Kool-aid in reference to the Jonestown Massacre.

bittertude by markolai January 21, 2013

sleety 

"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."

"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."

"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."

sleety by markolai October 31, 2012

testostermonster 

(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

testostermonster by markolai June 29, 2011