markolai's definitions
"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."
"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."
"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."
"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."
by markolai October 31, 2012
Get the sleetymug. (tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...
by markolai June 29, 2011
Get the testostermonstermug. -I spent thirty minutes ferdoogling with that cursed Rubik's Cube, but I'm sure I only made things worse.
- Jim was losing at chess, until he ferdoogled the pieces around when his opponent wasn't looking.
-"To ferdoogle or not to ferdoogle. That is the question." - Accountants proverb
- Jim was losing at chess, until he ferdoogled the pieces around when his opponent wasn't looking.
-"To ferdoogle or not to ferdoogle. That is the question." - Accountants proverb
by markolai October 1, 2016
Get the ferdooglemug. by markolai July 13, 2025
Get the auratemug. A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
Famous Testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Ming, Tywin Lannister, Sauron, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Terrell Owens, Dick Cheney, Ayn Rand (she was actually a man, she just didn't know it), Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Beethoven, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...
by markolai June 21, 2011
Get the Testostermonstermug. aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
by markolai May 15, 2014
Get the aftermorningmug. When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
Get the polish your own pedestalmug.