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After SEX 

Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.
After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.
After SEX by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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After Sex Glow 

The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.

after sex phone call 

the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
after sex phone call by Doris August 14, 2004

after sex snack 

The answer to tummy-growlies after a long day of sexercise; the after sex snack is a must have for all non-smokers after a {few} rounds of intense copulation. Generally comprised of bacon, ice cream, chocolate or any other "guilty pleasure" food... Since the calories burned from good sex allow one to indulge in flavor heaven!
After all that incredible sexercise, I ran to the freezer, grabbed the chocolate ice cream and slathered it on my body as after sex snack so my sex goddess, Miss Rebecca, would have the strength for more sexy sex!

after sex selfie 

a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS
Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?

After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."
"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"

After Sex Bubblegum 

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!