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You're such an Aegel
aegel by uvogin December 16, 2021
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F’ages 

A period of time that spans across several years.
I’ve been doing that f’ages
F’ages by Mslorilove November 24, 2019

Aegosexual 

Used to be known as autochristosexuality. Many people in the asexual community have found, that a fair amount of individuals that do not experience sexual attraction to people, experience arousal to sexual activities that they are not involved in.
Karl is aegosexual because even though he experiences sexual arousal from reading things in books or seeing it on tv he has no desire to actually do it.

AGESPLAIN 

Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”

“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight

“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
AGESPLAIN by mattanaw July 20, 2021
Ægis, Greek mythology.
The goatskin breastplate or shield of Zeus(King of the gods) or Athena (goddess of wisdom). The shield, Ægis, when carried by Athena has the head of Medusa, retaining its powers of petrification, attached to the center.

The shield offered protection and security - to be under the ægis of someone, or something, is to be under its protection.
In WWII, foreign ministers entered warring territories under the ægis of diplomacy.
AEGIS by Cap'n Shensisque June 24, 2005

Aegosexual 

Someone who finds sexual content or sexual fantasies/content arousing but who seldom or never experiences sexual attraction themselves. Essentially they enjoy the idea of sex but experience no real desire to participate in it. They may be sex-neutral or sex-repulsed. This identity is on the asexual spectrum.
“Mya, this book is really smutty. It’s giving me some dirty ideas…”
Well then why don’t we act out some of those ideas!”
No thank you. I’m aegosexual.”