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aeger
aeger by m2trappy2dripzy December 23, 2020
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aeger • Anger • algeria • Anger issues • Agere • Aigerim • algerian • Algernon • anger bang • Anger Bating
aegel
You're such an Aegel
Don’t look back in anger.
Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.
Don’t look back in anger. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023
Don't Look Back In Anger
Don't Look Back In Anger by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021
Ferdinand Von Aegir
Ferdinand Von Aegir is a character in Fire emblem Three houses.
He simply goes by the name of Ferdinand
His family is under the Adrestian empire. Ruled by the soon-to-be-empress Edelgard
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His name is often forgotten so don’t hesitate to say “I am Ferdinand von Aegir” whenever you go.
He simply goes by the name of Ferdinand
His family is under the Adrestian empire. Ruled by the soon-to-be-empress Edelgard
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His name is often forgotten so don’t hesitate to say “I am Ferdinand von Aegir” whenever you go.
“Who’s that gentlemen in three houses with orange hair and a noble?”
“His name is Ferdinand von Aegir. “
“His name is Ferdinand von Aegir. “
Ferdinand Von Aegir by HolyShtItsATree September 14, 2019
aegoromantic
Someone who enjoys the idea of romance, but does not wish to be a participant in romantic activities / a disconnection between oneself and a romantic target.
" Is Linda aegoromantic?"
"Yes, she likes watching rom-coms but wouldn't want people acting the way that the characters do towards her."
"Yes, she likes watching rom-coms but wouldn't want people acting the way that the characters do towards her."
aegoromantic by tophatkiller July 31, 2015
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