Absec 

Good loking Slovenian who likes wine and likes meat. He is very atractive making every women atracted to him just by a single look. He is also a great singer especially singing folk songs. He is also good at writing his own songs which are very good. Wine that is prudeced by an absec is also very good it is not important which wine you buy from him it will always be good. Poems form absec are also very good, most of them use iamb and are also sonets.

Absec is also someone who is very hard-working and helpfull to the others if they ask him for help. Even if someone is in trouble an absec will always help them.

Absec can you help me.
Absec is so good looking.
Absec is the best man I ever met.
Thise poem form absec is very good.

Absec by Bro code Poet March 31, 2022

absent-minded 

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.

I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded

absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014

abscond 

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

abscond by Wolfram Theodore Frankin Dick March 18, 2019

absc 

Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.

"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."

absc by stallion90210 October 31, 2011

abject failure 

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

abject failure by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016

Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

Arseclown 

Someone who is both an arsehole and carries on like a clown.

That is the last time that i invite you two arseclowns to a housewarming.

Arseclown by Sydney Correspondent September 1, 2003