Absecon 

A magical land where any mythological creature you can think of resides. Often thought to be located near Atlantic city. any wish can come true in this spectacular and bountiful kingdom.

kid-"mommy, where does Santa and Jesus live?"
Mom-"why, Absecon of course!"
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Harry Potter-"It seems my quest is over, now i will go to where all heroes and magical begins live....Absecon."

Absecon by King Andrew Awesome Sauce December 22, 2008

Absecon sleighride 

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

Absecon sleighride by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

abscond 

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

abscond by Wolfram Theodore Frankin Dick March 18, 2019

abscond 

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

abscond by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

arsecons 

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass

arsecons by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Abscondiscated 

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

Abscondiscated by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016

abscond 

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

abscond by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004