Absecon

A magical land where any mythological creature you can think of resides. Often thought to be located near Atlantic city. any wish can come true in this spectacular and bountiful kingdom.

kid-"mommy, where does Santa and Jesus live?"
Mom-"why, Absecon of course!"
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Harry Potter-"It seems my quest is over, now i will go to where all heroes and magical begins live....Absecon."

by King Andrew Awesome Sauce December 22, 2008

Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003