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Aarington 

Just masturbates his problems away. Loves red heads.
" the red head doesn't like me I will become an Aarington,and masturbate my problems away."
Aarington by Galllie July 29, 2017
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Ashington 

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.
On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
Ashington by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

Kit Harington 

Kit Harington is a British actor, who is mostly known for his role as Jon Snow in HBO's Game of Thrones. He's also fucking hot.
Girl 1: "Kit Harington could get it in, if you know what I mean"
Girl 2: "Gurllll, tell me about it. I would and I could in every position"

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Arlington 

So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.
"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"
Arlington by bovach March 18, 2009

Arlington Heights 

A midwest Chicago suburb where all kids do in the summer is go to pools every single day and then bike dta.

Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.
jack : where are you from?

ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away

Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh

Ashington 

A quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
It has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
People from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as "pitmatic" and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
A friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for "pleasuring" the ladies!

Famous exports include... jackie&bobby charlton... jackie milburn... martin taylor... steve harmison... peter ramage and sir john hall
"Fancy a night out in Ashington?" "wey aye that would be belter"

quote from ashington..
"areet mate"
"wey aye yasel?"
"aye am gud catch ya later marra"
Ashington by ashingtoon February 1, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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