ASAPt 

After Some Ambiguous Period of time

With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.

It will work on no one.

Man 1: "WTF man, you said you'd be at my place ASAP."
Man 2: "Na i sed id b thr ASAPt"
Man 1: ".. I see, I've misunderstood."
Man2: "dw man. we gud?"
Man 1: "No. Don't come."

ASAPt by Pituitary May 28, 2016

Adaptable 

It’s an adjective; it means able to adjust to new conditions or capable of being modified for a new purpose. It can be applied to both people and objects and some authorities say that being adaptable, able to cope with changing conditions, is why humans are the dominant life form on earth.
It is frequently used in the workplace to describe someone who can handle anything and is capable of taking on the jobs that would have others scratching their heads until they got splinters under their fingers. It is also used to describe members of the British armed forces, one reason, perhaps, why they are the best in the world.

People are adaptable when conditions change.
The telephone was sufficiently adaptable to go mobile and send texts.

Adaptable by AKACroatalin May 19, 2015

ASAP Yams 

Founder of A$AP Mob. Formed it in 2007 along with ASAP Illz and ASAP Bari. Changed pretty much every member's life. Passed away on January 18th, 2015 from a suspected lean and xanax overdose, although he said he was clean.

RIP ASAP YAMS 1988-2015

ASAP Yams by EAZYIZBACK January 19, 2015

improvise adapt overcome

To be creative with seemingly tragic events.

Jonathan "I didn't have any toilet paper so I had to use cardboard."
Daryl "Improvise adapt overcome!"

improvise adapt overcome by IG: The.big.sad February 6, 2018

contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

contraption adaption by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009

Asap mob

Asap mob (Asap = Always Strive and Prosper) is a group of young rappers from Harlem, New York.

Person 1: have you heard the new asap mob song?
Person 2: yeah that shit go hard!!

Asap mob by Bobmateyay January 5, 2015

asantewa 

A gorgeous young lass who thrives on everything that life throws at her. She is beautiful, smart and a pleasure to look at...for days. She has beautiful hair, somewhat asymmetrical to emphasize her inner longing to be different from all else. Has an ass of a goddess and eyes of an angel, if that angel were a product of intergalactic coitus between gaseous Saturn rings and Niagara falls!

She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.

I would really want to have asantewa as my wife

asantewa by Thatrandombadass July 4, 2015