ASAPTY
ASAPTY by Electric Archer December 27, 2016
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asaptually
I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!
asaptually by divalicious1 March 8, 2015
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ASAPTY • asaptually • Asalty • Asappy • ASAPt • asaptical • asaptual • a salty dolphin • A Salty Banana • A Salty Dennison
ASAPt
After Some Ambiguous Period of time
With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.
It will work on no one.
With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.
It will work on no one.
asaptual
asaptually
I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!
asaptually by divalicious1 March 8, 2015
Asalty
A form of sexual assult and hainous type of a sexual crime were fear will be left in the mind of the victim Wapping your cock out and beating them in the face while splurging your cum all over them while they scream stop!
Oh bro! I totally used my dick as a bat across this missus face creamed all over her while she screamed in fear for her life! Asalty that bitch!
Asalty by Autumfall94 August 21, 2022
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