ASAPTY 

A: as | S: soon | A: as | P: possible | T: thank | Y: you

*texts mom* "Hey, I just got my period, please get me pads ASAPTY!"

ASAPTY by Electric Archer December 27, 2016

asaptually 

Right the fuck now bitch.

I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!

asaptually by divalicious1 March 8, 2015

ASAPt 

After Some Ambiguous Period of time

With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.

It will work on no one.

Man 1: "WTF man, you said you'd be at my place ASAP."
Man 2: "Na i sed id b thr ASAPt"
Man 1: ".. I see, I've misunderstood."
Man2: "dw man. we gud?"
Man 1: "No. Don't come."

ASAPt by Pituitary May 28, 2016

asaptual 

the (fictional) root word of ASAP.

a stupid word your younger brother probably made up.

I need these files on my desk asaptual.

I need to get online and play Gaia asaptual.

asaptual by sigilvii July 23, 2009

asaptually 

Right the fuck now bitch.

I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!

asaptually by divalicious1 March 8, 2015

asaptical 

(adv) To be done in a hurry or in a short amount of time, asap

We have to leave asaptical.
You need the money tomorrow, I'll get it to you asaptical.
I can finish this bullshit assignment asaptical.

asaptical by Bro Jones June 14, 2010

Asalty 

A form of sexual assult and hainous type of a sexual crime were fear will be left in the mind of the victim Wapping your cock out and beating them in the face while splurging your cum all over them while they scream stop!

Oh bro! I totally used my dick as a bat across this missus face creamed all over her while she screamed in fear for her life! Asalty that bitch!

Asalty by Autumfall94 August 21, 2022