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asaptually 

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Right the fuck now bitch.
I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!
asaptually by divalicious1 March 8, 2015
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asaptually • asaptual • Asctually

asaptual 

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the (fictional) root word of ASAP.

a stupid word your younger brother probably made up.
I need these files on my desk asaptual.

I need to get online and play Gaia asaptual.
asaptual by sigilvii July 23, 2009
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Asctually 

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Actually- but when Siri autocorrects you
Ashley needed a ride to the bar, but she couldn't get anyone to take her. So she texted her friend taylor and told him she had asctually asked everyone
Asctually by Hitandrun176 January 12, 2017
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Pitpig

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026
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You the birthday

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026
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church hurt 

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church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
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