ACAFE 

all cops are fucking evil

ACAB man. this shit is corrupted.

nah, it’s ACAFE now.

ACAFE by capsm June 3, 2020

Doral Academy Red Rock 

Doral Academy Red Rock is a school located in the middle of fucking nowhere in the desert. The elementary school is perfectly fine but the “upper school” is nothing but horse shit. They only call it upper school cause they have no right to call it a middle school or high school because students don’t get the true experience they once saw in the movies. The teachers don’t give a shit at all and make you do springboard all day. At lunch you can only sit with 5 other people and can’t even use your phone. Each grade level 6-12 only has around 100 kids and it is broken down like this: 20 normal/cool kids, 20 special ed kids, 20 kids who actually give a shit about their grade (even though the teachers give no homework), 20 weeaboos/furries and around 20 kids who don’t talk and nobody likes them but they are only at doral cause their parents made them. To be honest parents saw the words “charter” and they thought it was a good school so they applied. The sports teams are decent but the coaches pick favorite players to play the whole game but the roster has over 40 kids cause it lowers everyone’s self esteem if they don’t make it on the doral team. The campus is good looking but the halls are so thin that no one can get to class in the two minutes they get because all the fatass kids take up the hallway and doral try’s to look like a school that they are obviously not. Overall this school sucks ass and every student wants to transfer out of it on their third month.

Doral Academy Red Rock student: I hate this school
Doral Academy Red Rock student 2: Same
*Both get citations*

Doral Academy Red Rock by Lick.My.Ass.You.Faggot November 12, 2018

St Pauls Academy 

St Pauls Academy is prison run by Ms Malone in her attempt to brainwash teenagers. It’s located in Abbey Wood. 0/10, wouldn’t come again.

St Pauls Academy? Don’t you mean that one wildlife Exhibit?

St Pauls Academy by SmackylipsmmmMM August 28, 2019

Prestonwood Christian Academy

Mr. Lee is underpaid but

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Prestonwood Christian Academy by Mr. Lee Phd May 9, 2019

Sam O’nella Academy 

A online YouTube academy that, unlike salmonella, will improve your body with delicious knowledge juice every 2-3 months to improve your brain

Human 1 “Man I just got an F on this test”
Human 2 “DUDE, I told you to watch Newest Video on the Sam O’nella Academy”

Sam O’nella Academy by Small sad human January 6, 2019

Kenwood Academy High school 

A school in Chicago’s south side which still can’t get the temperature right and has a really good jazz band.

Teacher: Do you know Kenwood Academy High School?
Student: Yah that’s where R Kelly went
Teacher: Sadly yep

Kenwood Academy High school by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 5, 2021

garstang community academy 

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

garstang community academy by idgafaml April 18, 2019