a nail

compliment: someone who is ontop of things and gets the job done

your a nail

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties

What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?

by rachiebabygirl January 21, 2007

For want of a nail

A parable of exponentially cascading consequences.

For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost,
For want of a horseshoe a horse went lame,
For want of a horse a rider never got through,
For want of a rider a message never arrived,
For want of a message an army was never sent,
For want of an army a battle was lost,
For want of a battle a war was lost,
For want of a war a kingdom fell,
And all for want of a nail.

by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

like a nail in the head

An analogy for obvious. This was originally coined by a pharmacy professor at the UT Health Science Center at San Antonio. The professor was referring to Phineas Gage, a 19th century railroad worker, who suffered a freak accident when an explosion catapulted a large piece of iron through his skull and into his frontal lobes. An injury that was anything but subtle.

Professor: "what's an antibiotic used for?"

Student Bob: "Uh, there is an inhibitory, Uh, upregulation and, Uh half life ..."

Professor: "An antibiotic kills bacteria. Bob, the answer was like a nail in the head and somehow you completely missed it"

by MeDavebo October 7, 2008

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008