a nail
your a nail
a nail by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018
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fried eggs hanging on a nail
When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
fried eggs hanging on a nail by rachiebabygirl January 21, 2007
For want of a nail
For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost,
For want of a horseshoe a horse went lame,
For want of a horse a rider never got through,
For want of a rider a message never arrived,
For want of a message an army was never sent,
For want of an army a battle was lost,
For want of a battle a war was lost,
For want of a war a kingdom fell,
And all for want of a nail.
For want of a horseshoe a horse went lame,
For want of a horse a rider never got through,
For want of a rider a message never arrived,
For want of a message an army was never sent,
For want of an army a battle was lost,
For want of a battle a war was lost,
For want of a war a kingdom fell,
And all for want of a nail.
For want of a nail by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020
like a nail in the head
An analogy for obvious. This was originally coined by a pharmacy professor at the UT Health Science Center at San Antonio. The professor was referring to Phineas Gage, a 19th century railroad worker, who suffered a freak accident when an explosion catapulted a large piece of iron through his skull and into his frontal lobes. An injury that was anything but subtle.
Professor: "what's an antibiotic used for?"
Student Bob: "Uh, there is an inhibitory, Uh, upregulation and, Uh half life ..."
Professor: "An antibiotic kills bacteria. Bob, the answer was like a nail in the head and somehow you completely missed it"
Student Bob: "Uh, there is an inhibitory, Uh, upregulation and, Uh half life ..."
Professor: "An antibiotic kills bacteria. Bob, the answer was like a nail in the head and somehow you completely missed it"
like a nail in the head by MeDavebo October 7, 2008
pick up a nail
pick up a nail by Cornholio September 29, 2003
fried eggs on a nail
Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.
fried eggs on a nail by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016
Screw me sideways with a nail gun
An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
Screw me sideways with a nail gun by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008
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