O.D.B.O.D'd's definitions

bum chugging

Getting fucked up fast by inserting liquor into your asshole.

That dudes got such a problem drinking he's resorted to bum chugging.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

clitar hero

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

rubby rubby

When two hot girls rub their bare breasts together.

"I love it when my girl and I get a lap dance together and the stripper wants to play rubby rubby"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019