fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

gumballing

When a girl pushed your dickhead into her cheek while blowing you then takes her hand and pats and rubs it. Making eye contact is a bonus skill she can have.

When Jan looked me In the eye gumballing my cock I about blew my load.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 24, 2016

Homeschooled, Bro.

What a homeschooled kid says instead of explaining why he doesn't know something common.

"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 20, 2016

stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

rubby rubby

When two hot girls rub their bare breasts together.

"I love it when my girl and I get a lap dance together and the stripper wants to play rubby rubby"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

clitar hero

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd August 03, 2013