Definitions by O.D.B.O.D'd

Patton Rule 

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

Patton Rule by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019

Homeschooled, Bro. 

What a homeschooled kid says instead of explaining why he doesn't know something common.

"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"

Homeschooled, Bro. by O.D.B.O.D'd January 26, 2017

gumballing 

When a girl pushed your dickhead into her cheek while blowing you then takes her hand and pats and rubs it. Making eye contact is a bonus skill she can have.

When Jan looked me In the eye gumballing my cock I about blew my load.

gumballing by O.D.B.O.D'd January 3, 2017

stooned 

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

stooned by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

clitar hero 

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

clitar hero by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

bum chugging 

Getting fucked up fast by inserting liquor into your asshole.

That dudes got such a problem drinking he's resorted to bum chugging.

bum chugging by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

fried eggs on a nail by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016