A crispy 

I person who sizzles/ burns you by constantly bailing, ghosting you, scared to face you because they know they are in the wrong.

Tony - want to go to dinner tonight?
Andrew - yep!

Andrew never shows up, texts, or appears in your life again.

Tony: damn he really pulled a crispy on me.

A crispy by A.Love.money September 6, 2019

A crispy johnson 

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

A crispy johnson by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Drop a crispy 

Euphemism for pooping.

"I just dropped a crispy."
"I need to drop a crispy."

Drop a crispy by pseurrie December 27, 2011

crispy tone of a cough 

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.

woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.

crispy tone of a cough by jinluver February 20, 2022

Chard To A Crisp Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

Chard To A Crisp Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

A crisp one

A $100 bill. Synonym of a bill.

How much does that cost?

That's gonna run you a crisp one.

A crisp one by x-Psycho August 2, 2016

burnt to a crisp 

1950's diner terminology for a steak that is well-done or overcooked. The meat of a steak that has been 'burnt to a crisp' is typically grey-brown throughout and firm, or blackened and hard throughout. If you're in a diner or restaurant and want to order a steak that is 'burnt to a crisp', ask for it well-done or overcooked.

Waiter: Hi, I'm Buddy. What can I getcha?
Vincent Vega: Let's see, steak, steak, steak... oh yeah, the Douglas Sirk Steak - I'll have that.
Waiter: How'd you want that cooked? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent Vega: Bloody as hell. And oh yeah, look at this - Vanilla Coke.

burnt to a crisp by ijustwannanap September 18, 2016