chard

a guy who can make girls wet just thinking about him

girl: Chard...kleenex?

by chard October 08, 2005

chard

Piece of methamphetamine.

Can you break me off a chard? I need to smoke.

by dopedude October 27, 2011

chard

a gay mother fucker who loves chugging dog cock.

damn, dude, that guys such a chard

by Tony May 27, 2004

chard

an idiot at work who often messes things up.

Mr. Kernal is such a Chard.

by Anonymous March 09, 2005

chard

Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode

Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.

by Steven Pain August 27, 2007

chard

a child retard 'nuff said

Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."
Nadin: "What a chard!"

by dean the bean January 04, 2008

Chard

A small town in Somerset, England.

Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.

Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.

Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard?
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.

by smitho111 October 01, 2023