Chard 

A small town in Somerset, England.

Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.

Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.

Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard?
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.

Chard by smitho111 October 1, 2023

Chard 

A synonym for the male genitalia. "Blette", which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for penis.

Joe is a chard eater.

Chard by Devil Joe April 8, 2009

Chard 

A better abbreviation for 'Richard'

Dave: "Hey Chard, how you been?"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"

Chard by captmurk August 22, 2014

chard 

a guy who can make girls wet just thinking about him

girl: Chard...kleenex?

chard by chard October 8, 2005

chard 

Piece of methamphetamine.

Can you break me off a chard? I need to smoke.

chard by dopedude October 27, 2011

Chard 

1. Pr.n. colloquialism of 'Richard'

2. v. as 'chard something up'. To, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).

3. adj. Meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.

1. Mod: Hello Chard
Chard: Hello Mod

2. Naan: So have you admitted she's you're girlfriend yet?
Ayrton Modstake: Yes. It has been confirmed.
Naad: Well, you really charded that one up, didn't you?

3. Although a sweet enough fellow, Joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.

Chard by Steven Gerrard August 3, 2005

chard 

a gay mother fucker who loves chugging dog cock.

damn, dude, that guys such a chard

chard by Tony May 27, 2004