So how was your night?
Dude
you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!
Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!
Hey did you hook up with that chick?
Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick
without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich!
fuckin tits on a platter man