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tits on a platter 

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Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
tits on a platter by Catman378 January 18, 2009

Sex on a platter 

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Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).
That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.
Sex on a platter by toee December 3, 2006

flipping a plaster bowl 

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Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in
Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.
flipping a plaster bowl by RealTheTud September 28, 2013

Face like a Plasters radio 

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When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.
I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

pulling a Pantera

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Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.
I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.
pulling a Pantera by Drewbert January 7, 2007

poop on a platter 

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A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation
"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"
poop on a platter by cericratman August 28, 2011
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TikTok Farlands

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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