fissure
fissure by clarkfisherismygslice November 29, 2007
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fissure
Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.
Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.
Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.
fissure by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008
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Fissure Price
- noun
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
Fissure Price by retardedgenius October 24, 2011
fissure scissor
fissure scissor by E6000 October 12, 2016
Fissure kid
When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.
Fissure kid by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019
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