fissure 

A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"

"My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!"

fissure by clarkfisherismygslice November 29, 2007

fissure 

Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'

fissure by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008

Fissure 

Cityslut who gossips all the time while having sex with a lot of people

Anna always talks shit about me she’s such a fissure

Fissure by Zwemhoer September 22, 2019

Fissure 

Cityslut Who gossips all the time while having sex with a lot of people

Anna’s always talks shit about me and calls me a whore But she is always having sex in the toilet during the break. Shes a real fissure

Fissure by Zwemhoer September 23, 2019

Fissure Price 

- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.

Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...

Fissure Price by retardedgenius October 24, 2011

fissure scissor

Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.

He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor.

fissure scissor by E6000 October 12, 2016

Fissure kid 

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

Fissure kid by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019