fissure

A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"

"My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!"

by clarkfisherismygslice November 29, 2007

fissure

Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'

by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008

fissures

Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.

by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004

Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 6, 2007

Fissure Price

- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.

Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...

by retardedgenius October 24, 2011

fissure scissor

Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.

He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor.

by E6000 October 12, 2016

butt fissure

A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.

I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew?

by Flaquita September 1, 2008