737 MAX 

A death trap that either flies or just goes up for a few minutes and then comes crashing down, killing everyone who was stupid enough to get on it.

I'm not getting on that 737 MAX because I actually value my life.

737 MAX by D12434132 March 25, 2019

Boeing 737 MAX 

An airplane that is very capable and will be one of the safest things in the sky once it returns to service. However, all the media want you to know is that it's somehow doomed to be a death trap forever, because fear-mongering and clickbait bring in those oh-so-precious clicks and money.

The Boeing 737 MAX is a good airplane, but it was definitely rushed to the market due to Boeing being greedy. Sadly it took over 300 deaths to have a safe plane :-(

Boeing 737 MAX by The_Anonymouse June 14, 2020

Boeing 737 MAX 

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?

Boeing 737 MAX by FegelFatso March 14, 2019

Boeing 737 Max 

The epitome of terrible
A word to describe something so bad that there is not any other word in the English language to describe it

Did you hear that my sister died on one of those new Boeing planes? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.
Did you hear that my sister cheated on me with my mother? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.

Boeing 737 Max by tktktktktktktktktk April 12, 2024

737MAX 

Oral sex act wherein the provider holds his/her hands out like an airplane and keeps getting his/her nosed pushed down by the recipient.

That guy kept choking on it but I 737MAX’d that shit.

737MAX by CatpainJack March 21, 2019