737 MAX 

A death trap that either flies or just goes up for a few minutes and then comes crashing down, killing everyone who was stupid enough to get on it.

I'm not getting on that 737 MAX because I actually value my life.

737 MAX by D12434132 March 25, 2019

Boeing 737 MAX 

An airplane that is very capable and will be one of the safest things in the sky once it returns to service. However, all the media want you to know is that it's somehow doomed to be a death trap forever, because fear-mongering and clickbait bring in those oh-so-precious clicks and money.

The Boeing 737 MAX is a good airplane, but it was definitely rushed to the market due to Boeing being greedy. Sadly it took over 300 deaths to have a safe plane :-(

Boeing 737 MAX by The_Anonymouse June 14, 2020

Boeing 737 MAX 

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?

Boeing 737 MAX by FegelFatso March 14, 2019

Boeing 737 Max 

The epitome of terrible
A word to describe something so bad that there is not any other word in the English language to describe it

Did you hear that my sister died on one of those new Boeing planes? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.
Did you hear that my sister cheated on me with my mother? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.

Boeing 737 Max by tktktktktktktktktk April 12, 2024

Boeing 737 MAX

Boeing and Airbus are mortal rivals. Boeing designed the 737 back in the 60s, and made the landing gear short as most airports back then lacked infrastructure needed to load passengers and cargo into aircraft that sat higher off the ground. Thus they designed the 737 to sit low to the ground. Then came the 737 classic, with bigger and more efficient engines, (Larger engines = higher bypass ratio = more fuel-efficient), still small enough to fit under the wings, negating the need to make the landing gear taller and a whole lot of recertification. Then came the Airbus A320, which sold like hot cakes. Boeing needed a competitor, so along came the 737NG, same story as the 737 classic. And then came the A320neo, with higher bypass engines, and once again Boeing needed a competitor so the 737 MAX was born. Principally, to fit the Boeing 737 MAX’s larger engines under the wings while keeping the airframe low to the ground, Boeing moved them forward and upwards. The low-slung design also suited low cost carriers which don’t use airport infrastructure (lifts, stairs, jetbridges, etc) to save costs.

The larger engine nacelles can create significant lift at higher angles of attack due to their placement relative to the centre of lift produced by the wings, which can cause the nose to pitch up during flight in certain situations, increasing the likelihood of an unintended and unrecoverable stall which would change the flight characteristics of the aircraft and require recertification and retraining. To avoid this, Boeing created to the MCAS (Manoeuvring Characteristics Augmentation System) software to detect this pitch-up and push the nose back down, so the MAX behaved and flew exactly like a 737NG, classic and all earlier iterations. But Boeing, in their silly rush to compete with the A320neo, coded MCAS to read off one angle of attack (AoA) sensor, and didn’t tell anyone about it’s existence, so pilots knew nothing about it because if they did, they’d need retraining and the MCAS would require certification.
Early reports from Indonesia's Lion Air investigation suggest that a faulty sensor reading triggered the MCAS suddenly after takeoff. It's known that a similar event may had occurred in the recent Ethiopian Airlines crash. Basically the pilots had no knowledge of the software and how to override it since they simply weren’t told about it. The Boeing 737 MAX is very safe now, thankfully.

Boeing 737 MAX by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing June 23, 2026

boeing 737 max

The shitbox to end all shitboxes.

The boeing 737 max is the shittiest shitbox ever.

boeing 737 max by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 30, 2026

737MAX 

Oral sex act wherein the provider holds his/her hands out like an airplane and keeps getting his/her nosed pushed down by the recipient.

That guy kept choking on it but I 737MAX’d that shit.

737MAX by CatpainJack March 21, 2019