737 

A neat little airliner made by boeing that is 9.55 times better looking than anything airbus has ever made(its a scientific fact). That said, the B-737 is the most produced airliner ever, with nearly 5000 built so far(and over a thousand on order). While the basic design dates back to the late 1960s, the 737 has been continuously built in dozens of variants and upgrades. Recently(2005), the 737 was selected as the basis for the US navy's new P-8 patrol plane(also the australian millitary's wedgetail). The Boeing Y1 is expected to be its eventual successor.

The Airbus A320 is a gameboy with wings compared to the 737.

737 by gooberliberation January 5, 2006

737 

A plane manufactured by Boeing that started out good enough with the -100 and -200 series, but has fallen flat on it's face from the 300 series onward by the Airbus A320 series!

Please Boeing......stop swelling the 737 series larger and larger!

737 by Go Airbus! April 5, 2005

737 

The time you had to put the blunt down and head to school in Kent City Michigan.. The time you had seemed to run out of pot after school and get some funyuns. Kent City's 420. Also the amount of money you needed to raise to get a fifth of cheap vodka as well as a nice school lunch.

"Shit man! My phone says 730 we gotta toke up quick so we can douse ourselves in axe and be out the door by 737"
"Can I have a Dollar, I need to make 7.37"

737 by Kavae December 16, 2008

737 MAX 

A death trap that either flies or just goes up for a few minutes and then comes crashing down, killing everyone who was stupid enough to get on it.

I'm not getting on that 737 MAX because I actually value my life.

737 MAX by D12434132 March 25, 2019

Boeing 737 MAX 

An airplane that is very capable and will be one of the safest things in the sky once it returns to service. However, all the media want you to know is that it's somehow doomed to be a death trap forever, because fear-mongering and clickbait bring in those oh-so-precious clicks and money.

The Boeing 737 MAX is a good airplane, but it was definitely rushed to the market due to Boeing being greedy. Sadly it took over 300 deaths to have a safe plane :-(

Boeing 737 MAX by The_Anonymouse June 14, 2020

Boeing 737 MAX 

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?

Boeing 737 MAX by FegelFatso March 14, 2019

p()()n!$ 3@737 

1. p00nis eater.
2. p00nis is the lee7 word for poonis.
3. p00ntangclaN!

whoa i totally dig that p()()n!$ 3@737!!!! 11!!1

fo sho i'd tap daT p()()n!$ 3@737!

p()()n!$ 3@737 by melissa February 26, 2005