D12434132's definitions

harambe

An innocent gorilla that was killed because some stupid mother couldn't keep track of her child.

RIP Harambe.

by D12434132 July 9, 2016

blown away

1. Extremely impressed
2. Shot to death

Did you hear about the guy who saw a really fancy gun and hadn't realized guns could be that fancy?

He was blown away by it.

by D12434132 November 14, 2015

Van Hool

A company that thinks they're good at making coach buses but doesn't realize that most people haven't had a leg amputated.

After several hours on a Van Hool coach bus, my left leg was sore from not being able to stretch properly that whole time.

by D12434132 November 27, 2018

Shortline

A Coach USA bus company that provides service from throughout Upstate NY. Good service with very nice buses, except when they are so busy that they need to borrow lots of uncomfortable buses from sister Coach USA company Suburban.

Over the summer, I took the Shortline and it was really nice. I tried to take it again for Thanksgiving but ended up on an uncomfortable Suburban instead.

by D12434132 December 24, 2018

Suburban

A Coach USA company that buys lots of uncomfortable buses from Van Hool, then uses them to operate the long routes normally operated by Shortline when there are too many college students trying to travel for Shortline to accommodate them all.

After being stuck on Suburban buses for hours twice in one week at Thanksgiving, I think I want to take OurBus next Thanksgiving.

by D12434132 December 24, 2018

massassination

When several important or prominent individuals are murdered at once for political reasons.

Yakov Yurovsky led the massassination of Nicholas II of Russia and his entire family.

by D12434132 July 26, 2018

Pippa the dog

A very stupid dog that did something very suicidal for 10 years before it finally got eaten by Casey the crocodile.

R. I. P. Pippa the dog. But you kind of deserved that for being such an idiot to bother a crocodile.

by D12434132 September 28, 2018