The_Anonymouse's definitions

Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango

Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...

by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018

Social Distancing

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.

by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020

Boeing 737 MAX

An airplane that is very capable and will be one of the safest things in the sky once it returns to service. However, all the media want you to know is that it's somehow doomed to be a death trap forever, because fear-mongering and clickbait bring in those oh-so-precious clicks and money.

The Boeing 737 MAX is a good airplane, but it was definitely rushed to the market due to Boeing being greedy. Sadly it took over 300 deaths to have a safe plane :-(

by The_Anonymouse June 14, 2020

Bellyfeel

A Newspeak word from George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984, "bellyfeel" essentially means to blindly and enthusiastically accept something or someone.

The reason why the general public refuse to recognise the truth in many cases is because they bellyfeel the mainstream media, who are quite notorious for exaggerating and distorting just to get clicks.

by The_Anonymouse June 14, 2020

General Reposti

What people on Reddit say when they see a repost that one attempted to post as "original" content. Happens a lot on r/PrequelMemes but can be seen elsewhere too.

User A: (Sees a post with thousands of upvotes on the front page, then proceeds to post an exact copy of that "trending" post)

User B sees that it's a repost, and puts in the comment section "General Reposti"

by The_Anonymouse October 21, 2018

ni🅿️🅿️a

A non-offensive way of saying "nigga" but instead of replacing the g's with 🅱️'s this time it's done with 🅿️'s.

So it's like ni🅱️🅱️a but slightly different

Yo, wuss 🅿️o🅿️🅿️in ni🅿️🅿️as

by The_Anonymouse January 22, 2019

Muskito

An Elon Musk fanboy/fangirl. They'll often force Elon into many completely irrelevant conversations as that's all they can basically talk about. They are often completely oblivious to the inherent problems in the real world that will cause many of Elon's ideas to fail.

A: "As a person who can easily ignore the QC problems in Tesla's cars, I can tell you that they drive very nicely."

B: "Jesus Christ, you are nothing more than a Muskito, in your eyes Elon is God and can do no wrong."

by The_Anonymouse October 27, 2021