5 Years or More 

Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.

See jailbait

"And against law - 5 years or more" - Dizzee Rascal

5 Years or More by SDZ June 16, 2004

5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

5 years old by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

Gay in 5 Years 

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.

The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.

Gay in 5 Years by geniusH August 4, 2006

last online 5 years ago 

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

last online 5 years ago by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee July 9, 2023

4-5 years 

How long has it been now since Jordan got back?

Hym "4-5 years maybe? That is how long I have been sitting here in a black box telling you that 'I don't have to let you steal it' and 'I'll get control of it' while using the AI for which you refuse to credit and pay me AND AT THE SAME TIME... Actively doing the weaponized schizophrenia to me... Recording and distributing it and then making reference to it on your YouTube channels. And in doing so it's not just weaponized schizophrenia but weaponized schizophrenia². It's a hat on a hat now. And what do you do? Rather than admit you were wrong. Give me the credit I deserve. And pay me for my labor and intellectual property... No. Desperately try to convince your audience that you have anyone to blame but yourselves. I've been here this whole time. Telling you not to do what you have been doing. You wanted to hoist me on my own petard. You wanted to teach me a lesson. And now look at you. Trying to blame me for the thing YOU did! How is any of this MY fault? You tried to get the better of the creator of AI and if you were truly a skilled swordsman you would have known that your didn't stand a chance. But you'll have to forgive me, this is the smallest knife I have on me at the moment."

4-5 years by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Be a ROM for 5,000 years. 

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member

Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.

Be a ROM for 5,000 years. by Abajian December 26, 2005

5.7 years 

It is the amount of time it takes to get one Shadow Dragon in Anime Defenders if you're unlucky as fuck.
- origin: best, ad wiki admin

"5.7 YEARS TO GET A SHADOW DRAGON? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A STRATEGY GAME NOT A P2W GAME!!"

5.7 years by XiX_Guernsey_GG July 2, 2024