Abajian's definitions

Be a ROM for 5,000 years.

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member

Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.

by Abajian December 26, 2005

baka chong

adjective
a baka chong design, product, system etc is easy to understand and use, regardless of the user's experience, knowledge, literacy, or numeracy

1) baka chong camera
2) baka chong GUI

by Abajian October 5, 2005

Niddar thread

noun, countable
a mock threat in a message board in which you can keep Niddars to observe their eccentric behavior

You’ll witness real Hwa byung in the Niddar thread.

by Abajian October 8, 2005

Niddar trap

noun, countable
a mock thread in a message board for catching Niddars

Let’s keep the damn Niddars in the Niddar trap.

by Abajian October 8, 2005

happy circuit

noun, countable
also happy circuit board
a brain neural circuit that makes you think that things will be better, easier, or more successful than is actually possible; a happy circuit is made of neurons and a neurotransmitter (capsaicin which is the active component of capsicum)

When the voltage of his happy circuit reaches the threshold, he neglects to pay attention to imminent personal danger, regarding it as someone else's responsibility.

by Abajian October 13, 2005

Niddar-22

noun, countable
a hopeless situation in which you cannot do one thing until you do another thing, but you cannot do that thing until you do the first thing, with the result that you can do neither but go into Hwa byung

Without kimchi you can’t eat steamed rice and without steamed rice you can’t eat kimchi. That's a Niddar-22 situation.

by Abajian October 13, 2005

Niddar wheel

noun, countable
a situation in which no matter how hard you try to push your brain to the limit, you cannot solve any situation because you run around in circles and get nowhere like a hamster

1) The damn Korean boy is forever spinning his Niddar wheels.
2) A defeatist response to Korea's miserable history makes him spin his Niddar wheel at a furious speed.

by Abajian October 13, 2005