Definitions by Abajian

Be a ROM for 5,000 years. 

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member

Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.

Be a ROM for 5,000 years. by Abajian December 26, 2005

kamatte 

adjective
a Japanese term for pestering somebody for care and attention

Uri is a kamatte kid trolling around on the internet. "Apology and Compensation" is his pet phrase.

kamatte by Abajian December 24, 2005

Write it on a flyer. 

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to warn a member not to post a provocative message

You can’t troll here. Write it on a flyer.

Write it on a flyer. by Abajian December 24, 2005

jibaku 

noun
a Japanese term for the act of killing yourself by exploding a bomb on your body in order to kill other people or to destroy a building at the same time

1) the act of unintentionally or inadvertently demolishing your own argument in the process of defending his view in a forum or BBS

1) Hwa byung followed his splendid jibaku tonight.

jibaku by Abajian December 21, 2005

Akahata

noun
the Akahata, the Red Flag
the official organ of the Japanese Communist Party. It is delivered to non-subscriber’s houses at least every other month, and always praises the New York Times (the Tokyo bureau) for its anti-Japan articles.

The New York Times is recycled into the Akahata and stiff toilet paper.

Akahata by Abajian November 30, 2005

kitty 

noun, uncountable
a cute and hip Japanese term for someone who is crazy. This word is derived "kichigai" from Japanese.

Why is that kitty yelling at his penny?

kitty by Abajian November 30, 2005

Zapanese 

1) noun, plural the Zapanese
people from Korea who live in Japan and beg the Japanese Government for Social Security on the pretext of fundamental human rights, and/or who pretend to be Japanese citizens anywhere in the world except in the Korean Peninsula.

2) noun, uncountable
the way the Zapanese pronounce the words of the Japanese language

3) adjective Zapanese

The sushi bar owned by a Zapanese family in Los Angels serves garbage.

Zapanese by Abajian November 30, 2005