2inch 

The opposite of 2pac, this creature is the whitest black person you will meet. Native to the religious white dad family, this species is categorized by their small dick.

Ally: "Joseph's dick didnt even make it past my cheeks".
Lilly:"I told you he was a 2inch".

2inch by Sean Nort September 16, 2016

2inch pinch 

A rather small penis (COCK isn't under 5inches) or peepee.

Wow my one night stand was a 2inch pinch! Didn't even feel it.

2inch pinch by Perveservescurez October 6, 2023

2 inch punisher 

The 2 inch punisher belongs to a failed pornstar and uses it to fluff blotch and stretch out his butthole and make him bleed on accident. It is very small penis but gets the job done on the cat.

I use my 2 inch punisher to fluff blotch.

2 inch punisher by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

2 inch rule

the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.

mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.

2 inch rule by fatassbuddabelly August 19, 2006

2 Inch Punisher 

a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.

Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.

2 Inch Punisher by Nate Doge August 29, 2019

2 Inch Punisher 

The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."

Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.

2 Inch Punisher by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007