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The 2 inch punisher belongs to a failed pornstar and uses it to fluff blotch and stretch out his butthole and make him bleed on accident. It is very small penis but gets the job done on the cat.
I use my 2 inch punisher to fluff blotch.
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.
Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
by Nate Doge August 29, 2019
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The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.
His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.
by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 01, 2015
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The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."
Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.
by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020
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a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior
timmy: β€œcome bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: β€œwhy he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”
by lexijanie27 January 14, 2018
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