1. Fangirl: *sees picture of the Ackles ass* ASDFGHJKL SO BOOTYFUL!!! y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10!!!
2. Now that I know the equation that gives the human race life, I no longer feel the need to participate in math class. *drops out of school to watch Supernatural full-time*
` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ?
` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).