1. The slope of Jensen Ackles' beautiful booty
2. The only equation that actually matters
1. Fangirl: *sees picture of the Ackles ass* ASDFGHJKL SO BOOTYFUL!!! y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10!!!
2. Now that I know the equation that gives the human race life, I no longer feel the need to participate in math class. *drops out of school to watch Supernatural full-time*
The scooping utensil used for eating ice cream because I spend my time on my room crying with a bucket of mint chocolate chip on my lap because GOD IM SO ALONE AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER DIED AGAIN AND SOMEBODY DATE ME PLEASE
Spoons are ideal for eating soup.