“BMD” 

When i guy says he’s about to “BMD” is his saying that he is about to jack off/masturbate.

Person 1: Yo bro what are you doing?
Person 2: Nothing, i’m about to “BMD”

“BMD” by Vonfromd410 December 7, 2019

Bmd 

Beating my dick

Girlfriend: "You didn't text back for 2 hours!!"
Boyfriend: "Sorry babe I was bmd but the vid had a cool story."

Bmd by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 3, 2017

BMD 

Beat My Dick

Juss got done bmd and finna go to sleep

BMD by UglyUnknownWriter August 23, 2017

Bmd 

Noun. Slang for Baby mama drama.

Man that girl has several baby daddies. Yeah she also has lots of Bmd!

Bmd by B-rizzle December 6, 2018

BMD 

Baby momma drama.

"Man, she said I got too much BMD."

"BMD?"

"Baby momma drama."

"That sucks."

BMD by "Rekz" January 21, 2010

BMD 

Abbreviation of "Black Man's Dream". A woman with a huge ass which is disproportionately large for her body. Most commonly she is also chunky and white, but not necessarily. Increasingly popular to apply to latinas.

Damn, did you see that BMD?!
That new weather girl is a BMD!

BMD by Scorpio6587 December 30, 2019

Bmd 

Big Mexican dick

Hey he's got a bmd supposedly.

Bmd by Bigpappi.37025 December 7, 2017