Bmd

Beating my dick

Girlfriend: "You didn't text back for 2 hours!!"
Boyfriend: "Sorry babe I was bmd but the vid had a cool story."

by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 03, 2017

Bmd

Noun. Slang for Baby mama drama.

Man that girl has several baby daddies. Yeah she also has lots of Bmd!

by B-rizzle December 06, 2018

Bmd

Big Mexican dick

Hey he's got a bmd supposedly.

by Bigpappi.37025 December 07, 2017

BMD

Beat My Dick

Juss got done bmd and finna go to sleep

by UglyUnknownWriter August 23, 2017

BMD

Baby momma drama.

"Man, she said I got too much BMD."

"BMD?"

"Baby momma drama."

"That sucks."

by "Rekz" January 21, 2010

BMD

Abbreviation of "Black Man's Dream". A woman with a huge ass which is disproportionately large for her body. Most commonly she is also chunky and white, but not necessarily. Increasingly popular to apply to latinas.

Damn, did you see that BMD?!
That new weather girl is a BMD!

by Scorpio6587 December 30, 2019

BMDS

Broke My D*mn Scale. (On A Scale From 1-10)

That Girl Is So Fine She BMDS!

by @Bawz_N_Ya_Jawz January 24, 2013