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Ballastic Missle Defense.
1. Never wait for the others to ask her out first.
2. Underwater Missle Delivery System that can nuke the world 40 times over if the US is ever attacked by nukes.
3. Tripping a fellow suiter for a babe so you can get to her first.
1. dude, either get some b.m.d. or move over.
2. SSBN Nuke Subs, B.M.D. machines for messing with the US
B.M.D by technofix April 9, 2006
Words you can keep
He has some BMD. (use more as an acronym)
B.M.D by M. Thor November 9, 2003
Ballistic Missle Defence. A very stupid system that doesn't work.
Hey, he agrees with B.M.D.! He must be an idiot!
B.M.D by Miles Ellis March 10, 2005
big mixed dick
hey do you like b m d hell yah
b m d by dumbfucker321123 June 1, 2018
Black Man's Disease, namely, falling out asleep after a big (or not-so-big) meal. Of course, you don't have to be black to have it, but that's the community where I first heard the expression, and a lot of folks use it. Sometimes known as "The Itis" (pronouced eye-tiss).
My homie had B.M.D. on the way home from the restaurant, started snoring like a foghorn in the car.
B.M.D. by Ndageto February 24, 2010

m.b.m.'d 

the best thing in the world the most beautiful talented person i've ever met and love!!!
your gf or bf possably you mom (uhh your gross)
m.b.m.'d by Captain TC August 30, 2004

b.m.f.d. 

stephen - were you being a good dog last night?
ashley - hell ya
stephen - na i heard you were being a b.m.f.d.
b.m.f.d. by stevie(mo)b March 1, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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