æffect 

A word used when you don't know if you should use affect or effect, and you don't feel like looking it up.

Person 1: The æffect of his actions ended in him being banned from the server.
Person 2: Dude just f***ing Google which one to use

æffect by King Depresso Expresso March 8, 2020

aeffect 

A combination of effect and affect, so that you're never wrong. Aeffect is a result of, influence by, or article.

1. Something brought about by a cause or agent; a result.
2. The power to produce an outcome or achieve a result; influence.
3. To have an influence on or effect a change in.
4. To act on the emotions of; touch or move.

His words aeffected my ability to enjoy the fireworks.

The magician produced a neat aeffect.

Anger can be used to great aeffect.

Harry Potter aeffects the lives of ordinary muggles.

aeffect by _zaq July 16, 2011

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) 

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Yung lean affect 

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later

Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right

Yung lean affect by WillyCubed August 18, 2016

Maddiie affect 

The Maddiie effect is where if you hang out with maddiie for too long you do 1. Drugs 2. Be bitchy 3. Wanna die 4. Think toxic is normal.

Damn you got fucked up by the MADDIIE AFFECT

Maddiie affect by Xxmaddiielover69xX February 26, 2023

Nozzle Affect 

The result of explosive diarrhea unleashed at the most unpropitious time during anal intercourse. The receiver would vent the liquified contents of their bowels at the moment of the giver's contact. Mechanically this would be the equivalent of a garden hose nozzle in the light mist setting. The end result would be a spray of viscous feces in a circular pattern around the point of origin.

Joe didn't want to be someone's bitch when he went to prison. So, he loaded up on the chili before his sentencing. When put in the situation to receive anal sex Joe waited for just the right moment to give that bastard the nozzle affect.

Nozzle Affect by John Pappalbahn August 3, 2013

Affection Erection

When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature

Man I hadn't seen Olivia in awhile but I saw her and we hugged and got an affection erection.

Affection Erection by some fag December 8, 2015