Slompa

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1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho

"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"

Slompa by t-14 January 15, 2009

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slompa

A slut who is known to hook up with potential gays

That slompa just hooked up with staubo!

slompa by standys January 9, 2012

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Slompa • slomp • slopaganda • Slompy • Sloppa • SComPAM • slampa • slampage • Slopapotumis • sloppage

Sompanzees

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

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sloppage

n. Having relatively relaxed tolerances. Allowing for a low level of accuracy or specificity. Slack. Free play.

Michele: What time do we have to be there?

Steve: I dunno, about 10:00.

Michele: What?! It's 11:30!

Steve: Don't worry, there's some sloppage in that.

sloppage by lugnutwrench November 23, 2009

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Sloppa

Short for slop of shit, used to categorize food as disorganized and unappealing to the eye, but possibly delicious or alternatively insult somebody's cooking.

Anon: Please stop posting skyline sloppa on my board.

Anon: Looks like a sloppa shit, OP.

Sloppa by Doosopsimn November 30, 2020

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Slopacliticus

Busted up clit and lips and not in a good way.... usually violated by the mandingo species of man, usually of the African descent, and many sessions at that..... you'll wind up finding yourself with a bad case of slopacliticus.

#Slopacliticus

Rhonda slept around to much and that led to her slopacliticus.

Slopacliticus by KcChief February 18, 2019

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Stompacaust

A stompacaust is when a person or group of people beat someone by stomping on them while they are on the ground, much like a boot party.

My neighbor was throwing his cigarette butts into my yard, so I went over for a good stompacaust.

Don't banhammer my stompacaust.

Stompacaust by jackassmk July 25, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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