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Despacito 

Overrated piece of shit song that is played fucking 1000 times a day. The lyrics are about nothing but sex. Many retarded normies dont even know meaning of the lyrics but consider its a best song and get obsessed with it. Despacito is example of modern mainstream trash pop music. First this song had attraction only in spanish speaking countries, but after justin gayber released a cover version, shit got escalated.
"Despacito has been super popular in Spanish speaking countries (and Italy for some reason)
It racked up about a billion views in that time
Then Justin Bieber remixed it and released it as the song hype was fading.
This brought it to the non-Spanish speaking countries and it's now hit #1 in over 40 countries
So even though it "came out of nowhere" in the US/Canada, it's already been a hit in other countries for a while. Macarena did a similar thing when it came out"
Despacito by p0seidon June 7, 2019

Despacito 

Despacito means slowly in spainish. Despacito is also a name of a song written by luis fonsi and daddy yankee ft. Justin bieber
Pasqer de malo despacito- slowly

Despacito 

A piece of shit song that has over 5 billion views. The lyrics are perverted as fuck and approximately 90% of the viewers don’t know what it means because they rather listen to spontaneously and lyrically shitty songs and lose 50% of their IQ points. It is nothing but a song about sex and cancer to your ears.
Aaron: Hey have you every heard of Despacito?

Me: That song by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee?

Aaron: Yeah!

Me: Yeah it is cancer to my ears.

despacito 

A song ruined by JB and repeated by middle/high school girls that only know one word from it.
#1 Hey, sing Despacito for me.
#2 DESPACITO! da da da duh dah du dah do dee despacito
#1 *Walks away*
despacito by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

Despacito 

A song you tell Alexa to play when you feel very sad
Oh my god that movie was so sad, alexa play Despacito
Despacito by Fallenmarvels July 7, 2018

despacito 

Another song that Justin Bieber has ruined.
Friend: Did you hear Justin's remix of Despacito?

me: yeah it sucked.
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