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New song with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, with guest appearances from Shrek, Smashmouth, Childish Gambino, Love Live and many others. Created my NASA
by shoot nugget June 09, 2018
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Something so epic even CNN has to break the news to the world
My nigga: YO DID U SEE DESPACITO 2 IS BEING RELEASED?

Me: YO SHIT DOGG THATS EPICCCC ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
by Dr. Clitorious June 11, 2018
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a new game on Nintendo switch, sega genesis, xbox 360, and fortnite featuring shrek, smash mouth, lil pump, iron man, tony stark, Mario, luis fonsi, daddy yankee, Justin Bieber, twitter, star wars, the Spanish language, and many others. It was created by NASA and luis fonsi and was confirmed by markliplier while livestreaming on his 3ds. mark zuccerberg delayed its realease so it will come out later than first promised. Despacito 2 is promised to end world hunger and solve world peace.
man boi 1 DUDE FAM I BROKE MY LEG MAN HOW AM I GONNA PERFORM THIS MONTH?
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.
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by aqua danker June 15, 2018
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A prophecy from the quran that predicts the second comming of jesus christ as a malevolant eldricht god, angered at humanity for betraying him and creating the latin pop song 'despacito'. Jesus then unleashes the omnipotent power of despacito 2 destroying the multiverse, ending reality as we know it.
by M i L K June 12, 2018
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The best way to make an atheist shut the fuck up and cry in a corner.
Yesterday I made my atheist friend listen to despacito 2, and then he started crying.
by Cuckbuckduck June 27, 2018
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