An individual; male or female, with the athletic prowess of a jungle cat and the tits (or balls) enough to take off their clothes and dance around butt naked in front of a crowd of people for tips. These people are adept in the art of flirting, fantasy creation and erotic dance. Not a profession for the weak willed or faint of heart, it is an art not understood by many and thus often disrespected.
That stripper at the club downtown makes more paper in one night than most of you will make in a month.
"I am a stripper, I make more money in four hours shaking my ass than you do in four days breaking your ass." - A Stripper.
Somebody's daughter, sister, mother, niece, aunt, or cousin that's doing what she has to do to make ends meet in a society legally addicted to sex. Laws and sex. That's how we get strippers.
an occupation that involves taking (stripping) one's clothes off for the sexual stimulation of others. most strippers are female.
when a woman is a stripper, the only thing she has to be proud of herself is her body. her mind, her creativity and her emotions ultimately become something of little value and importance. it is depressing to know that some women think that the only thing valueable about themselves is their body and what they can do with it.
Somebody (usually a woman) who uses provocative dance whilst dis-robing to extract money from sad, sex-starves letches.
Stripper: Beautiful, intelligent lady that I saw make $150 dollars in 10 minutes by shaking her naked breats at a patheitc little man. Ha! She wins! He was definitely the one being exploited.
Typically a woman, but may also be a man, that performs on a stage by removing articles of clothing while dancing. A stripper might also give lapdances. Most dancers are extremely beautiful, talented, and unattainable. People that say they are anything but these things usually have ugly wives that never give blow jobs.
Damn, I wish I could date a stripper, *sigh* if only I made more money and had a bigger dick.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.