karl's definitions

JK

commonly stands for 'Just Kidding' when used online, but can also refer to the ultimate comedian of all time, John Kerry. so whenever you use 'JK', you can think of it as respectfully telling the truth and saluting the world's greatest comedian at the same time!

J.K. was jk about all that 'running for president' stuff... we all knew anyways. well, at least those of us with some moral backbone and decisiveness at least.

by karl December 29, 2004

notusadin

one horny bitch

the sex is great, she's such a notusadin

by Karl December 23, 2003

didgeridoo

An aerophone (a musical instrument played by buzzing the lips and blowing) indigenous to Australia's Aboriginal people. The birthplace of the didgeridoo is thought to be North East Arnhemland in the Northern Territory of Australia.

The didgeridoo traditionally, is a termite hollowed eucalyptus tree branch or trunk.

"Didgeridoo" is a colonial term for the instrument. The one of indigenous names for it in NE Arnhemland is "yirdaki."

Hey, mate, that balanda can blow a didgeridoo!

by Karl November 19, 2004

shebanger

A Shebanger is the part of a chick's crotch where the grasses grow.
See also: crotch pussy

I need to trim down my shebanger.

by Karl January 23, 2005

Mallion

Someone who has the unacceptable ability to be dumber than most individuals.

Mallion failed the math class, but triumphed in Sex Ed.

by Karl November 11, 2003

amen break

possibly the most used and sampled breakbeat of all time. comes from the winston brothers' "amen brother" used mainly in drum 'n' bass, jungle, even some hip hop. chances are, if you listen to dnb, then you've heard it at least once.

the amen break is cool because it is so heavily compressed and it doesn't sound like banging on a tin can when you speed it up.

by karl July 8, 2004

zeppelin

A lighter-than-air craft specifically built by Zeppelin Luftschiffbau (pre WW2)or Zeppelin Luftschifftecknik (present day).

A lighter-than-air craft of this type made by any other manufacturer would simply be called a "rigid airship".

Blimps are NOT zeppelins.

Dude, that it one funky zeppelin.

by Karl November 19, 2004