Cofounder of El Consejo del Seguiradad.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.
Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.
by RyanFNation October 01, 2018
To insert your drug of choice into your rectum to take advantage of the higher absorption rates found there as opposed to the stomach. Typically done with pills and liquids.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
A psuedonym in the prison system given to a man that sexually "plays" with young men or boys. The relationship is akin to that of the Pederasts and Catamites of ancient Greece.
Person 1: Have you seen PlayBoy?
Person 2: Ya, he's back at Florence and Normandy with some fresh meat.
Person 2: Ya, he's back at Florence and Normandy with some fresh meat.
by RyanFNation October 07, 2018
An old, dusty motherfucker that looks like the Hobbit version of Ashy Larry. He may need baby powder on his head and chest, and his elbows and corns may need a little vaseline, but give him time. His tell-tale cloud of dust that follows him and his obsessive-compulsive desire to watch Oprah and Days of Our Lives reruns will soon endear him to you in a way you never thought possible. You'll eventually call him, Brother.
by RyanFNation October 07, 2018