RyanFNation's definitions

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

El Consejo del Seguiradad

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.

Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018

LawMan Lessick

Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.

Person 1: You know LawMan Lessick?
Person 2: We've both watched each other's careers with interest.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Don Brown

The "Don" of a block in a pennitentiary. You'll know when you see him. He'll calmly but forcefully tell you that you're worried about shit you don't need to be worrying about. Co-host of RealNiggaRadio.

Person 1: Hey, Don Brown.
Don Brown: What?! We got a white one?! Compton Ave is GOIN!!

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018