RyanFNation's definitions

Don Brown

The "Don" of a block in a pennitentiary. You'll know when you see him. He'll calmly but forcefully tell you that you're worried about shit you don't need to be worrying about. Co-host of RealNiggaRadio.

Person 1: Hey, Don Brown.
Don Brown: What?! We got a white one?! Compton Ave is GOIN!!

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

El Consejo del Seguiradad

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.

Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

F.P.F

Family. Public. Faith. The 3 pillars of a strong community. The pillars on which Willoughby, OH is built.

Person 1: What do you believe in?
Person 2: F.P.F., to be frank.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

PlayBoy

A psuedonym in the prison system given to a man that sexually "plays" with young men or boys. The relationship is akin to that of the Pederasts and Catamites of ancient Greece.

Person 1: Have you seen PlayBoy?
Person 2: Ya, he's back at Florence and Normandy with some fresh meat.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Addy

Youngest Sister of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Kindest and Sweetest of the Three.

Person 1: You know that girl Addy.
Person 2: I've spent many moons making Love to Addy.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018