Alpha

Front man of a group.

Person 1: Is that the Alpha?
Person 2: Shut up, Meg.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Stripper

Somebody's daughter, sister, mother, niece, aunt, or cousin that's doing what she has to do to make ends meet in a society legally addicted to sex. Laws and sex. That's how we get strippers.

All of my favorite ladies are strippers. I like to call them dancers.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 07, 2018

Her

A girl worth going insane for. A girl worth breaking for. The girl that makes you realize all your bullshit has grown old and run its course. The girl that no matter what other woman has entered your field of view, they're still not Her. However, everytime a Her is made, a Him is made to balance the Cosmos.

Person 1: Who's that chic over there?

Person 2: That ain't no chic. That's a Princess. That's Her.

by RyanFNation October 07, 2018

Boof

To insert your drug of choice into your rectum to take advantage of the higher absorption rates found there as opposed to the stomach. Typically done with pills and liquids.

Person 1: You ever boofed a roll?
Person 2: I'm a nasty motherfucker.
Person 1: Nuff said.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Molly

Eldest of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Her Love comes at a High Price. Her Love heals or destroys.

Person 1: Have you met Molly?
Person 2: Best rebound I've ever had.

by RyanFNation October 01, 2018

Girl Next Door

The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.

Me: I typically go after the Girl Next Door type.
GND: I know, idiot, I know.

by RyanFNation October 01, 2018