RyanFNation's definitions

Heart of Orion

The Queen of the Road Warrior Orion also known as Ghost Rider. The Heart of Orion was often in the passenger's seat and gave permission for Orion to summon Ghost Rider by answering a question, "Do you trust me?" She always answered "yes". Orion and Ghost Rider always got Her home safe, either at 25 MPH, or 125 MPH.

Orion: Do you trust me?
Heart of Orion: Yes
Ghost Rider: Hold on tight, Baby. Here we go.

by RyanFNation October 19, 2018

Fisherman

A pillar of the Community. May be male or female. May come from any walk of Life.

Person 1: Are you a fisherman?
Person 2: No, officer, I'm just a cat.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Don Brown

The "Don" of a block in a pennitentiary. You'll know when you see him. He'll calmly but forcefully tell you that you're worried about shit you don't need to be worrying about. Co-host of RealNiggaRadio.

Person 1: Hey, Don Brown.
Don Brown: What?! We got a white one?! Compton Ave is GOIN!!

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

El Consejo del Seguiradad

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.

Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Natural

"It all depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is." In other words, it's person specific. Mind your own business.

Person 1: That's not Natural.
Me: Neither is your obsessive-compulsive desire to control how I think, feel, and act.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018