27 definitions by RyanFNation

Northeast Ohio

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.

Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

El Pabon

Cofounder of El Consejo del Seguiradad.

Person 1: Where's El Pabon?

Person 2: You mean Mijo? No clue, dude. Check the "office".

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

PlayBoy

A psuedonym in the prison system given to a man that sexually "plays" with young men or boys. The relationship is akin to that of the Pederasts and Catamites of ancient Greece.

Person 1: Have you seen PlayBoy?
Person 2: Ya, he's back at Florence and Normandy with some fresh meat.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Her

A girl worth going insane for. A girl worth breaking for. The girl that makes you realize all your bullshit has grown old and run its course. The girl that no matter what other woman has entered your field of view, they're still not Her. However, everytime a Her is made, a Him is made to balance the Cosmos.

Person 1: Who's that chic over there?

Person 2: That ain't no chic. That's a Princess. That's Her.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

ReRun

An old, dusty motherfucker that looks like the Hobbit version of Ashy Larry. He may need baby powder on his head and chest, and his elbows and corns may need a little vaseline, but give him time. His tell-tale cloud of dust that follows him and his obsessive-compulsive desire to watch Oprah and Days of Our Lives reruns will soon endear him to you in a way you never thought possible. You'll eventually call him, Brother.

Person 1: Yo, you seen ReRun?
Person 2: Oprah on, he'll be back at it shortly. Dusty as ever.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018