The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Addy

Youngest Sister of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Kindest and Sweetest of the Three.

Person 1: You know that girl Addy.
Person 2: I've spent many moons making Love to Addy.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018

Northeast Ohio

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.

Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Natural

"It all depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is." In other words, it's person specific. Mind your own business.

Person 1: That's not Natural.
Me: Neither is your obsessive-compulsive desire to control how I think, feel, and act.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

El Pabon

Cofounder of El Consejo del Seguiradad.

Person 1: Where's El Pabon?

Person 2: You mean Mijo? No clue, dude. Check the "office".

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018