RyanFNation's definitions

Boof

To insert your drug of choice into your rectum to take advantage of the higher absorption rates found there as opposed to the stomach. Typically done with pills and liquids.

Person 1: You ever boofed a roll?
Person 2: I'm a nasty motherfucker.
Person 1: Nuff said.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Northeast Ohio

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.

Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.

Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018

El Pabon

Cofounder of El Consejo del Seguiradad.

Person 1: Where's El Pabon?

Person 2: You mean Mijo? No clue, dude. Check the "office".

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Natural

"It all depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is." In other words, it's person specific. Mind your own business.

Person 1: That's not Natural.
Me: Neither is your obsessive-compulsive desire to control how I think, feel, and act.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018