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An individual; male or female, with the athletic prowess of a jungle cat and the tits (or balls) enough to take off their clothes and dance around butt naked in front of a crowd of people for tips. These people are adept in the art of flirting, fantasy creation and erotic dance. Not a profession for the weak willed or faint of heart, it is an art not understood by many and thus often disrespected.
That stripper at the club downtown makes more paper in one night than most of you will make in a month.

"I am a stripper, I make more money in four hours shaking my ass than you do in four days breaking your ass." - A Stripper.
by farkfarkfark May 12, 2012
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A girl that guys are dumb enough pay $20 for a 5 minute dry hump. She swoons at his ridiculous pickup lines and laughs at his stupid jokes to make him think he's getting somewhere with her, so he continues to fork out the money in hopes of impressing her to the point that he'll get more than just a case of blue balls and an experience to jack off to before going to bed that night. But after giving her the last of his money, she tells him she'll be right back. After several minutes he realizes she isn't coming back, so he leaves the club disappointed and flat broke, and as he's leaving, he sees her grindin her ass into some other dumb bastard's lap.
Chris Rock didn't do the song for his health, you know. It's a warning: "No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room."
by Insanity76 December 12, 2006
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an occupation that involves taking (stripping) one's clothes off for the sexual stimulation of others. most strippers are female.
when a woman is a stripper, the only thing she has to be proud of herself is her body. her mind, her creativity and her emotions ultimately become something of little value and importance. it is depressing to know that some women think that the only thing valueable about themselves is their body and what they can do with it.
by karl July 24, 2004
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Typically a woman, but may also be a man, that performs on a stage by removing articles of clothing while dancing. A stripper might also give lapdances. Most dancers are extremely beautiful, talented, and unattainable. People that say they are anything but these things usually have ugly wives that never give blow jobs.
Damn, I wish I could date a stripper, *sigh* if only I made more money and had a bigger dick.
by hbhbfqbb1bi December 24, 2014
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Hot as chicks who pole dance and get naked and they pretend that they think your the man so they can just get some of your money.
Strippers make me happy...untill i walk out of the strip bar and realise no hot as girl would ever give me that much attention in real life.
by SuckMyKiss89 September 18, 2010
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woman with a hot body that is really dead inside. they give u pleasure without sex and take all ur cash. if u make a move on her, her big black bitches will beat the shit out of you and take all ur money
person 1: hey wanna go see the stripper ? person 2: no thanks, if i go, the black guy will take all my money person 1: OK
by Blassy Boy February 27, 2009
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Somebody (usually a woman) who uses provocative dance whilst dis-robing to extract money from sad, sex-starves letches.
Stripper: Beautiful, intelligent lady that I saw make $150 dollars in 10 minutes by shaking her naked breats at a patheitc little man. Ha! She wins! He was definitely the one being exploited.
by Mimi Maxamillion February 03, 2006
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