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The name for a lean sprinter who plays soccer.

Kevin: Yeah, we played against Linden yesterday.
Troy: Yeah?
Kevin: Yeah, and that left defender is crazy.
Troy: Yup, just another 'Tuch.

'tuch by Bob Sag-it June 21, 2006

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Tuch

any real nigga with a life

wassup tuch

Tuch by baddabinggandhi March 30, 2015

Related Words

'tuch • Tucheliban • tuche • Tucheling • tuchhi • tuchter • Tuchus • tuch patrick • tuchas • Tuchanitis

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

tuch patrick by thegrugs February 16, 2025

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PP tuch

StOp StOP. Turn back

I got PP tuch last Friday

PP tuch by Oilly steam September 18, 2019

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Benjamin Tuch

Super hot guy Who gets all the girls he wants he’s definitely not a depressed guy who is making this to make their self-esteem to go up and not kill them self

Benjamin Tuch is hot

Benjamin Tuch by I hate gaiys October 30, 2020

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j'tuch

To twirl without ceasing

"Billy! Put down your cookie and quit j'tuching!"

j'tuch by Wooze October 25, 2008

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P'tuch

(pe-tu-kh), adjective, having high status, luxurious, high class, not too shabby.

"Oh you have to check out Marc, he looks proper p'tuch."
"This hotel is very p'tuch."
"They had all the herring and crackers out, made it nice and p'tuch."

P'tuch by Countdown November 23, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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