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tuchus oyfn tish
Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.
"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."
"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."
"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."
"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."
"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."
tuchus oyfn tish by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013
Tuchus Trombone
Tuchus Trombone by Q1KSLVR April 11, 2009
Tuchus Pretzel
A piece of feces that is twisted or nonlinear in shape, like a pretzel; especially one associated with the buttocks. From Yiddish tuchus ("buttocks") + pretzel ("twisted bread"). Usually humorous and vulgar.
Example: "Oy vey, Peter scared the daylights out of Arnie and his whole breakfast group when he grabbed his left breast, looked to the sky, and shouted, 'Here I come, Elizabeth!' Instead of falling to the floor or ascending to heaven, his rumbling bowels began to take on the very distinct sound of ancient Yiddish of practiced self-flagellation. No sooner did that happen than his pants dropped and he birthed a tuchus pretzel that could've fed the Waltons."
Example: "Oy vey, Peter scared the daylights out of Arnie and his whole breakfast group when he grabbed his left breast, looked to the sky, and shouted, 'Here I come, Elizabeth!' Instead of falling to the floor or ascending to heaven, his rumbling bowels began to take on the very distinct sound of ancient Yiddish of practiced self-flagellation. No sooner did that happen than his pants dropped and he birthed a tuchus pretzel that could've fed the Waltons."
Tuchus Pretzel by Sally smothers September 11, 2026
potch in tuchus
potch in tuchus by bluetigerman August 14, 2020
Sugar my tuchus
Sugar my tuchus by Shaddphoenix January 10, 2024
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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