Tuchus 

Yiddish word for posterior, ass, heiny, tushie, butt, booty, gluteus maximus.

Linda Richman: "Oy vey! Did you see the tuchus on THAT mensch?!"

Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."

Tuchus by cake December 21, 2003

Tuchus 

The definitive spelling of a word meaning one's rear end, bottom, derriere, behind, hiney, butt.

She has a nice tuchus.

Tuchus by Zarathustra #9 March 20, 2019

tuchus oyfn tish 

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.

"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."

tuchus oyfn tish by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013

Tuchus Trombone 

An instrument consisting of your ass as it is making noises pleasing to the ear (to some).

After eating some beans, she is now playing a tune on her tuchus trombone.

Tuchus Trombone by Q1KSLVR April 11, 2009

Tuchus Pretzel

A piece of feces that is twisted or nonlinear in shape, like a pretzel; especially one associated with the buttocks. From Yiddish tuchus ("buttocks") + pretzel ("twisted bread"). Usually humorous and vulgar.
Example: "Oy vey, Peter scared the daylights out of Arnie and his whole breakfast group when he grabbed his left breast, looked to the sky, and shouted, 'Here I come, Elizabeth!' Instead of falling to the floor or ascending to heaven, his rumbling bowels began to take on the very distinct sound of ancient Yiddish of practiced self-flagellation. No sooner did that happen than his pants dropped and he birthed a tuchus pretzel that could've fed the Waltons."

Tuchus Pretzel !!

Tuchus Pretzel !!
Get You Fresh,Hot Steaming, Tuchus Pretzels

Tuchus Pretzel by Sally smothers September 11, 2026

potch in tuchus 

A spank to one's hiney.

Be nice, or I'll give you a potch in tuchus.

potch in tuchus by bluetigerman August 14, 2020

Sugar my tuchus 

To kiss someone's butt. Flattering someone to get what you want.

Are you trying to sugar my tuchus?

Sugar my tuchus by Shaddphoenix January 10, 2024