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Tuchas tease 

the act of getting off from licking a toilet seat that an attractive person just sat on
Pat really liked Gerry, enough to commit to a tuchas tease after Gerry left the water closet.
Tuchas tease by aretegroup January 11, 2019
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Tropical Storm Tuchas 

Astoundingly severe diarrhea, usually induced by tainted food/ water at a tropical destination.
"Our vacation in the Domincan Republic was okay, but Tropical Storm Tuchas blew in and totally fucked our week up."
Tropical Storm Tuchas by Ash and Jan September 3, 2008

kichen mir en tuchess

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

tuchus oyfn tish 

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.
"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."
tuchus oyfn tish by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013
Montreal slang for hairline, used a lot by Montreal racaille
yo bro ta, est ce que ta faite ta tchass? sinon holla at me je le fait pour toi.
Tchass by 514mtl_man May 21, 2020
Yiddish word for posterior, ass, heiny, tushie, butt, booty, gluteus maximus.
Linda Richman: "Oy vey! Did you see the tuchus on THAT mensch?!"

Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."
Tuchus by cake December 21, 2003