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Tuche
Tuche is a very sweet person, She is caring however she goes through a lot but she puts that aside to help her friends. she has beautiful brown eyes. Don't ever loose Tuche because you may mess it up for both of ya'll for a long time.
She is so nice she could be a Tuche
Tuche by ioerhefthgibrbisioshvirejvijri March 18, 2022
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Craig Tucker
Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek] in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole
Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??
Craig: No
Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??
Craig: No
Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy
Craig Tucker by Creek fan May 22, 2018
table touchers
When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side
Made my massage very tricky to complete
Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
Tucker Fucker
Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Fucker by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
Nouveau Teche
Similar to nouveau riche, nouveau teche are non-tech companies that have very recently called themselves "a Tech Company".
They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."
They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."
Nouveau Teche by cre8destiny October 10, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."