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Tuche
Tuche is a very sweet person, She is caring however she goes through a lot but she puts that aside to help her friends. she has beautiful brown eyes. Don't ever loose Tuche because you may mess it up for both of ya'll for a long time.
She is so nice she could be a Tuche
Tuche by ioerhefthgibrbisioshvirejvijri March 18, 2022
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pulling a tuche
pulling a tuche by mchscheerleader May 30, 2009
Craig Tucker
Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek] in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole
Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??
Craig: No
Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??
Craig: No
Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy
Craig Tucker by Creek fan May 22, 2018
table touchers
When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side
Made my massage very tricky to complete
Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
Tucker Fucker
Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Fucker by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
Nouveau Teche
Similar to nouveau riche, nouveau teche are non-tech companies that have very recently called themselves "a Tech Company".
They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."
They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."
Nouveau Teche by cre8destiny October 10, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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