'STINED'

for one to be slighly intoxicated without relevant people knowing that one is on a completely different rung of the pre-verbal ladder of every day life,

i stood at the altar really damn 'STINED'

the two of us put on the headphones and walked in to the church on the audion guided tour, a hundred school children marched into the main hall and began singing hymns, we looked each other to say dude, i am 'STINED'

'STINED' by Mr Adam J Maddock May 15, 2008

Stined 

Stined (Stine-ed)
When someone is really stoned. Usually mistakenly mentioned after many pots have been smoked or drinks have been drunk and the individual cannot annunciate properly.

Girlfriend: If I don't have any cheezits in my mouth soon I'm going to die.

Me: Do you want to run to the store to get some?

Girlfriend: Yeah, but you have to drive because I'm really Stined.

Stined by _Darkstar_ June 11, 2017

Stoned 

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

Stoned by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned 

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008

Stoned 

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

Stoned by Jitts November 13, 2009