Malte

Malte is a boy who is absolutely irresistable with a very large penis. A Malte is a much cooler person than for example an Axel. Malte gets all the fucking pussy and can get absolutely anything, and he is very rich.

Look at that guy over there, he is definitely a Malte!

by LilNugget420 August 19, 2020

Maleka

Maleka's have a sexy physique , and a kind heart. They treat their men like Kings because they are Queens. Maleka's go through many phases, but are very independent. They might seem innocent but are far from it. Everyone loves Maleka's.

That's my Maleka.

by queenie22 March 26, 2013

Mallcore

A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.

"fuck...In Flames turned into total mallcore"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Male identified

A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".

Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"

by Rayraydust January 8, 2019

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Maloofed

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

Maln

A secret word for true cougars only used by the truest malns. You know you are someones mate when they call you a maln.

Originated from the ancient word 'Man'

Maln #1: "Hey Maln, How are ya maln?"
Maln #2: "Good thanks maln. Wanna get some puss maln?"
Maln #1: "Shit yeah maln! You're a fukn legend maln.
Maln #2: "I love being a maln"
Maln #1: "Me too maln, me too."

by Collard Maln June 2, 2009